He’s my boyfriend.

Do not:

  1. Stare
  2. Touch
  3. Talk
  4. Flirt
  5. Text
  6. Call
  7. Send winky faces
  8. Send smiley faces
  9. Send any kind of faces
  10. Unless it is the “back off my boyfriend” face
  11. etc;

He is mine. I own him. Go find your own dick. 

(Source: pamelajk)

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